Well, this is…. Sigoki? Lokgyn? Ah. I give up.
Ihadtodesigntheiroutfitsmyselfsothatshouldbeselfexplainatory.
OMG IF THIS HAPPENS IN THOR 2.
S: It truly is fascinating.
L: What’s that?
S: For someone who claims to hate all of mankind, it’s interesting to see just how human you really are.

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
919c:
THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE SO MANY NOTES.
…my eyyeeeeeeessss
well, we all know where she got this from, don’t we? Zuko has always seemed to be a gentle flower, haha
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated like
No one believes his story
They think he made it up because he never has cool anecdotes to share
Because there’s no way this could happen no way
Even he doesn’t believe it was a real thing that happened in his life sometimes
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
Reblogging for the comments.






